First blog post...epic.

I would like to introduce myself. I am a freshmen at the Western Michigan Universtiy, and see too many things to make fun of on a daily basis to keep them to myself. I pride myself in my sarcasim. It is truly a gift from the heavens. My first post has to be about dorm life. Media likes to portray dorms as this crazy, exciting place where you're finally away from high school. When in actuality, you LIVE in a high school hallway. I never thought I would miss silence this much..it hurts. No, I don't like the same dubstep song played in the room next to me at 4a.m. and no, I don't want to hear my suite mates puking in a bathroom that we share. Don't worry I Lysol that shit down hard. Yeah dorm life is fun, if your a doushe bag. Which apparently most freshmen are. LOVE IT. 

stay sweet.